rodthegod

rodthegod @ 2007-02-06T22:05:00

2007-02-06T22:04:51Z

asa maths student i find things like this bloody amusing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKq6_vjrxMo

rodthegod @ 2007-02-01T17:17:00

2007-02-01T17:18:36Z

Today in my lectures i learnt that 7 is a prime number and 4 is not. and that 0.36789323 rounded to 4 decimal places is 0.3679

good to know uni is challenging and well worth every penny of those tuition fees

rodthegod @ 2006-12-05T21:48:00

2006-12-05T20:48:45Z

mate last night was pretty PHAT.

went to the union where zane lowe was playing. wasnt to bothered as didnt think he was that good. oh and the queens of noize who were the ones that did the benicassim beach party but like 5 people were in the room they were playing in so it was a bit shit.

mate............

zane lowe is amazing. he played the most amazing songs and i went mental. plus there was free beer!!!

well anyway as i was going mental at the front i feel my bag being ripped. looked down and my entire bag was empty.

everything i owned of value had gone. keys, cards, make-up, phone, jacket. EVERYTHING!!!

decided that fuck it im not going to be able to find it now so carried on dancing like a loon.

end of the night i have a look on the floor for my stuff and luckily i find it all except a mitten and my jacket.

HOW FUCKING GOOD IS THAT!!!!!!

ALTHOUGH I DID FUCK UP MY BACK DANCING TO THE PRODIGY. I HAVE A MASSIVE LUMP ON IT AND A BRUISE THE SIZE OF MANCHESTER.

nevermind. it was worth it

well just thought ild share that with you

lots of love

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-10-05T18:52:00

2006-10-05T17:54:27Z

last night i got banned from the cardiff nus.

nuff said.

and i lost my keys and had to call out security in the middle\of the night to get me back in.

then i had a 2 hour calculus lecture this morning.

i couldve died.

miss you all

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-09-16T04:26:00

2006-09-16T03:30:58Z

tonight was fun....

bye bye luther i will miss oyu...
#

got very drunk played the jason donovan board game

went to the gloucester

got chased by a dog through the lanes

pete asked me ifg iwould like to buy some brown needles then showed me his penis,............................................. which was so biug it poked me in the eye.

tommorow night is my leaving night and i have just one word.................

horatios

thats right kareoke on the pier from about 9.30

i would love to see you all to say goodbye so do come.

i love you all

sian

0x0

p.s call me tommorow if you get stuck (07941766553)

rodthegod @ 2006-08-17T10:56:00

2006-08-17T10:00:13Z

i just got a bloody A in mathematics and am in to cardiff uni.

i don't think ive ever been as excited as i am right now.

i was bouncing round college by myself.

woooooooooooooooooooo i am a mathematical genius

and screw my teacher that said i wouldn't get any better than a C.

IN HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

rodthegod @ 2006-08-11T13:48:00

2006-08-11T12:49:03Z

oops sorry guys but i dont know how to do that thing where you click and then they come up.

but here they are at last.

and.... still 2 more films left as well

enjoy!!

Benicassim part 1

2006-08-11T12:47:30Z

rodthegod @ 2006-08-05T02:24:00

2006-08-05T01:31:22Z

pk i have to be quick but today iwnet to the pub with my mum.

wprst pub

ever

filled wqith gays

not that bad but......

my mum got told they wouldnt serve her anymore cos she was too drunk ...
ahahahahhaahhahahahahaahhahaahhahahaha

my mum never drunks

then when madness cane on me and my mum got topld to stp dancing as it was upsetting some lezzas by the bouncers.
one man even got chucked out.

on a scale of 1 to 10 of skaness

it was about a 3

it fucking sucked.

then..............

me and my mums friend ws dancing and some lezza proper grped her and she pushed her awaythe4 bouncersd got proper aggy sayind she was homophobic. if that had been a man sexual hattasment wou;d have happened no doubt.

the woman grabbed her arse then stroked her tits. how is it that cos shes a lezza its ok.

seriously im all for gay rights lezzas are good
gays rule
etc

but that aint right surely

i love pride.

but no matter what sex you cant just grab at somenoe you dont know.

im pissed

AND PISSED OFF

WATCH OUT PRUIDE

SIAN

-X-

rodthegod @ 2006-07-16T22:56:00

2006-07-16T22:00:01Z

tommorow the pipis leave for bennicassim! waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

we are so excited we've just spent about the last 4 hours calling each other confirming everything about 50 million times.

so far i have found out that sacha is taking no clothes and has not even started packing. i love it.

oh and jack deeks i hope you are reading this,

this is my number: 07941766553

and ninas: 07946406766

we'll save you a tent spot if you want. call us. if we dont answer just leave a message cos we are saving our battery.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

although bl8 1 of us will die.

hahah look at browns bets theyre so funny

oh god i think im getting dizzy from the bennicassim love.

love

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-07-10T19:54:00

2006-07-10T18:55:45Z

guys keep it hush hush, but im having a suprise party for little brick who will be 15 while im in benicassim, on friday at 5 at the clocktower in preston park.

do come

she'll love it.

oh and bring presents

rodthegod @ 2006-07-07T12:50:00

2006-07-07T11:53:30Z

hello you pretty people,

well my new phone and 548 glowsticks for benicassim arrive today. i am sooooooooooooooooooo excited.

and plus because virgin mobile love me they gave me 60 pounds of a phone because i am such a loyal cusdtomer and 30 pounds free credit so in theory i got £100 phone for a tenner.

i love them.

but can i please have everyones numbers again as i dont have anybodys other then my mums and the few of the phcs that i can remember.

thanks

10 days unitl benicassim. woooooooooooooooooooooooo

love sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-06-21T22:31:00

2006-06-21T21:31:49Z

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rodthegod @ 2006-05-30T21:03:00

2006-05-30T20:08:47Z

on sunday me and sachga had possibly the best night of my live.

i brought two of those glowing toy things that people sell at gigs for ridiculous prices. then went to go to the event for dum n bass innit.

the bouncers told us not to go in as it was closing saoon cos it was so shiut.

so then we went to go to creation foir wild fruit but werent allowed in cos we wernt gay enough. no actual joke. in the end we went to the honey club.

got mashed off our faces.

danced like actual ravers for about 5 hours solid.

some big muscly man with his top off and glowsticks gave us poppers and i said 'are you gay' and he said quite offended 'no why would you think that' hahaahahahahhaahhahahaha

ok we were fucked at the time.

but it was soooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing. im going next month no doubt.

we eventually left at like 5 in the morning and i couldnt hear cos my ears were ringiung (afteri put my face in front of a speaker and told sacha 'look the sound makes my hair blow about'

passed out on the beach for a bit then went home.

in the morning my parents took me to a fete where i went on a bouncy castle still quite fucked. it wasnt fun at all.

what laughs

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-05-19T16:56:00

2006-05-19T15:56:24Z

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rodthegod @ 2006-05-16T11:10:00

2006-05-16T10:10:32Z

i just passed my driving test. And i hugged my examiner and told her i loved her.

today is so good

rodthegod @ 2006-04-18T22:02:00

2006-04-18T21:04:06Z

hahahaah i just watch some programme about criminals and the last scene was a policeman telling all these immigrants they had to go back to bosnia and them wailing there hearts out. then as the credits rolled up the voiceoverman said. and i kid you not

what a legend'

is that p.c

lots of love

sian
-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-04-10T22:58:00

2006-04-10T22:39:47Z

ok well i am currently waiting about 4 hours for my computer to put all my files on my computer onto windows medai player. and its really quite funny cos its putting on all the porn that my brother thought he had hidden but mwahahahaahahahahhaahahahh BLACKMAIL.

anyway while i wait im gonig to play neales game. although my music will probably be a ot more crap than hers.

1. Shuffle your playlist.
2. Of the first 25 songs that come up, no matter how embarrassing, put a lyric on your LJ. Try not to include the title.
3. Open season to your f-list to see who can guess the most songs.
4. Strike the songs off as they are guessed correctly.

1. whatdid you learn in school today thats what the teachers used to say
2. it happens everyday no matter what you say, youll find it happens all the tiiiiiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeeeee
3. waiting for your call baby night and day, im fed up
4. ill have to pack my things andgo, hit the road jack and dont you come back no more
5. im a winner im a sinner do you want my autograph.
6. im not saying its your fault, although you could've done more
7. gonna make you make you make you more tense.
8. all the things your thinking are they false or they true
9. my old mans got a problem,lives with the bottle thats the way it is.
10. dont wanna be a bus driver all my life, gonna pack my bags and leave this town.
11. its just not going towork & my felings they did hurt
12. i lvoe it when you put your back on my front.
13. gotta change my answering machine now im all alone
14. let me sse you get low (whistling in between)

ok thats all my computer will let me do cos it is horrible. may add moire if i have time.

but have a nice evening everyone.

lots of love

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-04-03T13:03:00

2006-04-03T12:12:42Z

hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

well 2 weeks left to go until i have a little bit of chicken back. talikng of chicken guess whos back in toooooooown. CHICKERZ. on friday night me and liv bumped into him twice. it was so exciting.

well anyway on friday me and liv had a fun day out at the marina which in volved buyingh a bottle ofvodka from asda and drinking it in the bowlplex.

bluetoothed photos of mine and livs breasts to random people. and spent about £20 on THE MACHINE. then went to hectors were the bouncers asked to see my id cos they thought i was katie callghan -er katie i think they're on to you- got more drunk and mders off louie who is quite lovely. byeeeeeee louie have fun.

then evferyone either left or went to fishbowl so we went to fishbowl. was ok danced a bit. andrew came to visit me but then ithink imight have scared him so he ran away. liv got kicked out cos she ran out and you're not allowed back in so we jumped in to a random mans taxi and he gave us a lift back to 7/7 where we naused up nick and i passed out.

then on saturday i went home told my parents i had been arrestedas an april fools joke which i found hilarious as they went skitz to the highest degree. then went to work. had been there only an hour when a FIRE broke out and we all had to be evacuateds tot the seafront.

left some disabled man on the roof cos he couldnt get down the stairs. then spent 4 hours sitting outside the odeon before being told the debnhams was shut and we can all go home. yay.

thats about it.

anyone want to do anything fun. im bored.

lots of lvoe

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-03-19T21:27:00

2006-03-19T21:29:34Z

oh my god i just remembered that last night i had the iwerdiest dream..

it was that man from the basement in desperate housewives. and he wanted to kill every single woman and was completely insane and was chasing us through his mental home that we had gone to visit him in. and the only people he wouldnt kill were pregnant people but only one of us was allowed to pretend we were pregnant at a time and it never got to be me.

rodthegod @ 2006-03-19T21:20:00

2006-03-19T21:26:05Z

ok this is my memory of friday (being st patricks day)

drinking a t livs

going to visit my dad at the pub and knicking all their guiness hats

going to the prince albert

drinking A LOT

leaviung my phone in the toilet and somehow it stillbeing there 20 mins later.

doing a drinking a competition on stage which i bl8 won but then they asked for a rematch which of course i obliged to and then i did actually lose the second round. but i still won some sort of rap book

got so drunk that i couldnt even see.

rest of night is a blur dropped my phone about 7,000 times

wasnt allowed into rikitiks so just wandered alone into someones house.

vomited a lot. and cant remember ANYTHING

gave them my sim card to call nina and liv. they paid for fiona to get a taxi from livs to meety me and take me to livs as no taxi would pick me up as i was now passed out on the pavement after they kicked me out.

woke up in the morning feeling so sick covered in bruises withg a phne that had no sim card, no back and a big hole where a button used to be.

so now i have to go back there to get my sim card but i am so scared. i might take them a present to ease the suffering.
oh goooooooooooood

lots of love

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-03-09T13:50:00

2006-03-09T13:57:42Z

yesterday i went to reading university open day as i may be gonig there. its actually a well good university. in the science block they had stairs that were designed like the shape of dna. i was quite impressed.

however the things that drew me back from wanting to go there were the geeks, and these areno ordinary geeks these were psychotic geeks.

i quote

'errrr is there a death metal society here cos youk now its not all about differential equations'

'is there a games workshop here because i dont want to loose my title that i have in (wherever he came from , somewhere up north i think)'

me - 'so how many clubs are there in reading'
girl student who has been trhere for 2 years - 'i dont know ive never been to any' 2 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then there was this psycho boy who kept laughing to himself. he had a packet of crisps opened them poured in tomato ketchup then shook them whilst laughing maniacially. i was so scared.

well i suppose that what you get for wanting to do maths. and that boy will probably end up being my boyfriend

skanked

sian

-x-

rodthegod @ 2006-02-07T17:40:00

2006-02-07T17:41:45Z

if anyone would like one of my plaster penises thta i made for my a level art project please let me know as i have to remove them from my house and it seems such a waste to just throw them away.

rodthegod @ 2006-01-26T00:17:00

2006-01-26T00:21:08Z

oh my god i know desperate housewives isnt as good as lost anyday but.......

i just watched then next episode on e4 and oh my daysssssssssssssssssssssssssss if you dont want to know look away...

the man in the basement breaks free and go skitz so they whack him over the head with the gun asnd drag him back down.

its amazing

rodthegod @ 2006-01-22T03:46:00

2006-01-22T03:55:05Z

hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wally the thames whale is dead!!!!!

t is the saddest hin ever

i cried for a bout 10, 000 hours

at the party tonight i broke my new phone

skanked! althoihg it i sort of working ish now

dreaded dave is not killa kela

i had a massive pan for everyone and everyone loved it

i had a pan friend

her was nice

nina is at my house ow say hello nina

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was nina

wr had piza that had tuna and nina HATES tune but she didnt realise it was in the pizza till afterwards so now she hates me.

then we had pie

anmd the taxi driver told us that we shouldnt jump up[ amd down in the street waving our arms cos no taxi will weant us

stuss was quit nice

and we asked at the bp if some man will buy 8us the paper tyhat says 'free willy' and his friend shouted from the car 'free willy is here!' errrrrrrr yuck.

wheres guy ainsworth

i snorted sherbet with my pan firend and the n the girl in the house went sktitz and screamded litterally scrteamed in my face 'LEAVE THE PAN AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' to whci hi repleid 'ahahaahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax! then she flipped and i ran up the stairs. ok we have to go fix my phone now and die in a head

lj 4eva

innit

lots of oove

sian

-x-

and nina